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Sep292010

Obama Names New Czar of For Profit Short-Term Relationships

Barack Obama has named Willie "Deeze" Worthington to oversee all for-profit short-term relationships nationwide. Obama has reportedly granted him special powers to enforce his role including "smacking up" and "backhands".

Willie "Deeze" Worthington (middle) plying his trade with two of his associates.

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Reader Comments (3)

"CZAR of For-Profit Short-Term Relationships" = PIMP! LOL!!!

September 29, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwesjones

Nice suit. He clearly knows how to keep his stable happy.

September 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoPa

Stable is the right word, JoPa. Mooo!

September 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHorsebutt

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