Confuscian monk: "So what is the lesson you have learned here, Glasshopper?" Grasshopper: "O Learned One, we must always be careful not to launch an imbalanced project- (imbec-) ile such as Balack Obrama." Monk: "That is collect, my young disciple. But meditate on this more deeply-- what is the true meaning?"
After a moment...
Grasshopper: "You must be extremely careful when freeing large melons from their elastic bindings???" Monk: "Truly you have great insight. You could not have learned such wisdom here in the monastery, young Glasshopper. You will have much wisdom -- and most likely some melons-- about your ears in the future."
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 at 4:30PM
Reader Comments (5)
Feel like one of those nuanced, enlightened moderate voters that elected Obama?
Lesson learned, don't do that again.
Ouch!
Nice melons!
Dmitry:Double funny!!!!! That's the thing about melons, if you've seen two, you've seen them all.
Confuscian monk: "So what is the lesson you have learned here, Glasshopper?"
Grasshopper: "O Learned One, we must always be careful not to launch an imbalanced project- (imbec-) ile such as Balack Obrama."
Monk: "That is collect, my young disciple. But meditate on this more deeply-- what is the true meaning?"
After a moment...
Grasshopper: "You must be extremely careful when freeing large melons from their elastic bindings???"
Monk: "Truly you have great insight. You could not have learned such wisdom here in the monastery, young Glasshopper. You will have much wisdom -- and most likely some melons-- about your ears in the future."