FUTURE STORY: Motorsports Under Democrats

DATELINE 2013: After Democrats banned all cars from racing due to fuel consumption and green house gas issues, creative rednecks turned to souping up their riding lawnmowers.

The Maytona 50 - Mowers achieve top speeds of 15 MPH.

The Hicksville Winter Nationals - Mowers move faster than running children for first time.

Comments

[Mitch]

Funny, but likely not far off the map. Remember, Democrats are the ones that moved the speed limit from 75 (in most states) to 55. There just dumb enough to try something like this.