Turd Ferguson Top Comment Of July
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 11:00AM 
The Turd Ferguson Top Comment Award is given away each month to the person who posted the funniest comment on the FL Pundit blog. The judges give special consideration to comments that take an unadulterated cheap shot at the left. After all, what else are they good for?
For the month of July, we had one of the best comments in recent memory. Let's just say, it took a very creative mind to craft this gem. What makes the comment that much funnier is that it absolutely excoriates one of the Left's biggest idiots.
So, without further ado, I give you:
THE WINNER: HORSEBUTT
HB left the following comment to a Chris Mathews video that I had posted entitled, "Tingles Blames Fox News for Whipping Up 'White Hysteria'!"
I used to think Chris was just acting dumb, but then I thought, you would have to be really dumb to want to appear to be dumb. But nobody could be THAT dumb without trying, so he would have to be really smart to be able to act that dumb. But if he were that smart, he would want to appear to be smart instead of really dumb. So we can rule out smart and realize that he can't act that dumb without being smart, therefore he must just be that dumb naturally.
Thank God there is a place like MSNBC to employee the Dumbassican Americans.
He even coined a new minority group name. That's good!
Reader Comments (9)
That's hilarious HB. No doubt about it, that's a winning comment. Well done my friend!
HB, as usual your logic is airtight. Great smack down of Chrissy!
HB: Well done, and well deserved recognition.
I wonder if Tingles had read your post, would he understand it? I guess, if he did, he'd have to be pretty smart, but since your faultless logic concluded that he had to be dumb, then he obviously couldn't have understood your post. Never mind.
I actually missed seeing the TF award every week, but now see the logic in doing it monthly Pundit. That was a Hall of Fame comment by HB. With fewer awards, the end result is better comments!
What an honor! Thanks guys.
I just want to say that I could not have done it without daily injections of Michelob Ultra. I tried Natural Light for a while but my work suffered. I take this opportunity to apologize to my FL Pundit friends for those boring comments I made during the "Natural days".
I also want to say that I was in no way compensated for the Michelob endorsement. However if any Michelob execs are reading this, I am certainly not above accepting compensation.
You're not going to take my award back because of my juicing are you?
Absolutely not HB. It's a necessity considering all that is going on right now.
awesome... reminds of Princess Bride scene...."So, clearly, I can't drink the glass in front of ME...."
I've got to give it up to you HB, that was a killer. I'm not sure my best was ever that good, and I damn well know that "kept man" Tarlek's wasn't.
HB you are one of a kind, when we are down, you seem to be up to the task and take
it to them.. To this my friend i say well done, this was the absolute best....