Friday
Jul022010
Al Gore Opens Line Of Massage Parlors
Friday, July 2, 2010 at 9:12AM In an apparent effort to take advantage of the furor surrounding his Portland, OR sex scandal, Al Gore has opened a line of Asian massage parlors. The first parlor has already opened in a seedy section of San Francisco and sports the image of Gore on the front window. People close to Gore said the goal is to open, "250 parlors over the next six months to ride the wave of sympathy people will no doubt have for the former Vice President".
Front window of the massage parlor Gore has opened in San Francisco.
Reader Comments (8)
Very realistic touch with Al Gore in the Buddha praying pose. Ties into the Asian aspects of the business nicely.
I'm sure it will do quite well. He's serving his Democrat constituents.
I sure hope he can manage to open one close to congress for we all know that
Congressman Barney Funk and Senator Chuckie Schmuck is completely exhausted
after a week of humping Boy Barry's leg....Now we know it would be open to the
liberal Democrats only, can't have those nasty Republicans knowing whats going
down at the club....
In the back is a dry cleaners to remove any stains that are left on the clothes from the special "Al Gore" massage!!
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FL Pundit, I think we got a Turd Ferguson award of the month with tnquake's comment above.
Good call Frenchmade. That was outstanding!
The only good thing I can say about Gore is if he was elected in 2000, Obama would not have happened.
If Algor was a man of average humility, he would have known when to step down from the national stage and maintain a little dignity.
But since he didn't, give him hell.....I love it!