Friday
Jul162010
First Look At 2016 GM Obamabu
Friday, July 16, 2010 at 11:18AM Following is a look at the top secret, next generation General Motors vehicle known as the Obamabu. It will reportedly hit showrooms in 2016 and replace the Chevy Malibu. It is designed to be an affordable luxury vehicle for the typical American consumer (at that time). Each one will be unique in design based on the parts engineers are able to salvage from local junk yards.
Reader Comments (8)
It'll look great next to the trailer everyone will be forced to live in.
Don't get too excited folks - the car has no engine. Y'see the Gore-Browner-Boxer act of 2011 banned the manufacture of the internal combustion engine, in order to 'save the planet' There was a lot of political pressure. PETA wanted the engine removed because the term 'horsepower' was deemed offensive to the equine community, and the NAACP wanted it banned because 'horsepower' sounds too much like 'whores-power', obviously a longstanding offensive racial slur. Blacks were exempt from the law, because Obama and Holder recognized that it would be racist to deny african-americans their constitutional right to 'pimp their rides'
Hey Chris, will Obama/Holder be passing out free 'rims' that are worth 5x more than the car?
yes, of course, sideburns, free rims, except for the 'crackers' of course. and Obama will get on TV and brag about all the saved or created new 'rim jobs'.
Maybe they can use spinners to generate energy....
I like it!!!!
Now this is what I call a truly "green" car.
Open air vents= no need for A/C.
Muffler on outside= warm your hands while waiting for tow truck.
Trunk stays open= thugs don't need expensive tools to steal from you.
Good color combination= easy to see, avoids accidents
EKG while you drive= yellow heart-line looks like this owner has a little arrhythmia going on
Those Obama boys know what they are doing
Now darn it Pundit, you know this is the Obamabu RX model, because of the sleek
designed front with low profile which makes it hug the road, ditches or Dirty Larry's
Junk Yard...This little beauty comes with a Gub-Ment double back buck warranty for
the first two miles and a Barney Funk label of quality performance on any leaking are
over used "Rear End."
Too funny! This post has produced four or five Turd Ferguson worthy comments.