Obama Administration Tries To Ban Go-Cart Invention

The Obama administration is said to be considering legal action to stop a Dayton, OH inventor from mass producing his unique go-car invention. The administration claims that the "Demo-Crapper", powered by a gasoline powered lawn mower engine, is an environmental hazard and a nuisance.

However, Mike Snyder, the inventor of the Demo-Crapper tells a different story. "Plain and simple, they don't like the name. I'd suggest they be less crappy so I wouldn't have to name it after them." He added, "If only I'd invented this thing when Drive-In's were still around, I'd have made millions." 

Comments

[Monte Hall]

I want one of those. Side by side toilets, two coolers for beer and a low-profile to take turns at full speed. This guy is a genius!

[Dano]

Joke or not, this is AMERICA! How about banning hatefull rhetoric, like the black pussy parties diatribes!

[GeorgiaDawg]

I can see Obozo with one of these on the Golf Course, maybe Gibby following him around
the 18 holes....We know Obozo is full of CRAP....

[Cowboy Dave]

AIR FORCE #2

[Sideburns]

That ironic thing is if he figured out a way to convert crap into a fuel source for the thing, he would probably qualify for Obama's green-$2 billion-thing

[Horsebutt]

In case you have to go when you have to go.