Have a Coke and a smile!
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Maybe he accidentally slipped with his pants down and fell on a lubed up coke bottle at just the right angle. It could happen.
The doctor said,"Mr. Frank, there's a soda bottle in your rectum".
Barney said,"I don't know wen dat could have happen', is it a coke or another pepsi?
Freddie said "I left you with a coke and a smile..."
Fannie said "Better get that out, get the 10 cent deposit back, and put it towards the deficit!!"
Barney said "Has anyone seen my hamster?"
With my luck it will say, "Georgia Bulldogs 1980 National Champions."1981 Sugar BowlGeorgia 17 Notre Dame 10
Nah can't be Barney. The bottle would have never gotten past the gerbil.
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Maybe he accidentally slipped with his pants down and fell on a lubed up coke bottle at just the right angle. It could happen.
The doctor said,"Mr. Frank, there's a soda bottle in your rectum".
Barney said,"I don't know wen dat could have happen', is it a coke or another pepsi?
Freddie said "I left you with a coke and a smile..."
Fannie said "Better get that out, get the 10 cent deposit back, and put it towards the deficit!!"
Barney said "Has anyone seen my hamster?"
With my luck it will say, "Georgia Bulldogs 1980 National Champions."
1981 Sugar Bowl
Georgia 17 Notre Dame 10
Nah can't be Barney. The bottle would have never gotten past the gerbil.