Obama Names New Gun Safety Czar

Stephanie Smith has been named Gun Safety Czar by the Barack Obama. This short video will showcase her qualifications for the job:

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[Sideburns]

If only she'd managed to shoot herself in the foot as well, then that would be the best representation of the presidency. Obama looks(ed) armed, but really is no danger to anyone but himself and those who didn't vote for him.

[Turd Ferguson]

Obama is the guy who picks up the phone to call police when someone kicks in his front door. That or he throws a shoe at them. Personally, I think a .45 is a more efficient means of protection, but that's just me.

[Herb Tarlek]

I'm with you Turd. The police cannot protect you. You call the police to come pick up the remains of the intruder after you give them central air conditioning with the .45.

[Turd Ferguson]

Herb, the NRA publication American Rifleman dedicates a few pages of each issue to stories people defending themselves with firearms. They call the segment Armed Citizen and it basically recounts how people used firearms to protect themselves. Mine would end like this: "Police arriving on scene determined an ambulance wouldn't be necessary for the assailant, instead summing the coroner."

[eric]

I hope she tries to rob me. She couldnt hit the broad side of a dogs ass.