Sunday
Jun062010
Obama Names Little Known Trio To Head Oil Well Safety Council
Sunday, June 6, 2010 at 2:14PM Barack Obama named three relative unknowns to the new Distant Offshore Petroleum Exploration committee (aka DOPE). The goal of the committee will be to determine how DOPE can be more easily secured, at the lowest possible cost and with less collateral damage. When asked by a reporter why he chose three 8th grade dropouts from the same neighborhood in Philadelphia, Obama responded, "Don't judge a book by it's cover. These guys know DOPE."
We don't doubt it genius. Well called!
Skif-D, MoneyWad & Slumpy Joe in photo released by White House.
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Reader Comments (5)
bummers and gummers, the Obama way...
It's the 3 Splooges! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
What s bunch of trash. Too funny.
I'm scared. These are the people who will take over in a few years. They walk with their pants around their ankles, can't spell, can't speak English, have no common sense and really think they are on top of it all. All three of them will die in prison.
tree guys and a wet-vac, stosh,moose knuckles and meat- us guyses will bring our muscle and 2 weeks of experience and get r dun. no mess no smell and we're not bustin yer balls. our company has created or saved tree jobs so far and counting except when we had to let moose knuckles off for paternity leave five times so thats eight jobs created by da bamste'rs methods. oh and we do day care too. our main squeezes just love the little ones. send us yer name, rap sheet and prison number and jump to the front of the line now.