Monday
Jun282010
First Lady Dwarfs The Competition
Monday, June 28, 2010 at 11:45AM Barack Obama may not have won the war of ideas at the G-20 summit (and thank the good lord for that), but from the looks of things his wife intimidated the heck out of the other first ladies. Though things were said to have run fairly smoothly, a row reportedly did ensue when Michelle Obama threatened violence on the first lady of Japan (average size person to the left of her) over who would get the last fried shrimp on a buffet platter. Cooler heads prevailed when another platter was brought out.
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Reader Comments (18)
Is it me, or is that a Goonie Goo-Goo?
It's like that movie, "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman". She is freaking huge.
Its the wookie DNA in her.
They have to put a bone in Michelle's pocket to get Bo the White House dog to come near
her to play...A brown paper bag might help...
i heard she moonlights as the bouncer at pistol pete's swinging door saloon. you know the one, liquor in the front, poker in the rear. last guy who tried to sneak out without paying his tab hasn't been heard from. when it gets real slow, she does magic tricks with her feet and has chug-a-lug contests with the regulars followed by a belching and farting contest. if you fill yer pants, you're disqualified. they usually let her win cuz her hubby is grand pooba and she is a poor loser
Where I'm from, we call gigantic females, "leaf-eaters," you know, like a giraffe.
Mrs. O certainly doesn't need those high heels. "Leaf-eater" indeed.
I'm less impressed with her height and more concerned with her insistence in showing as much SKIN as possible. Why is it that this woman doesn't understand the concept of "image." She is first lady, and with that title comes a responsibility to exercise decorum in action and dress. Her choices are consistently tawdry and often over-exposed.
I think if you put verticle lines on each side of their hips, she'll still be number one.
I heard her secret service code name was "Chewbacca".
Her physical stature is really not the problem. Right from the start, her dress has been a disgrace to not only the people of this country but has been disrespectful to other cultures around the world, as has been her conduct. You don't just walk up and lay hands on the Queen of England and other diplomatic mistakes. I wonder if she wears a Bhurka when the head dude meets with Muslim leaders?
"I wonder if she wears a Bhurka when the head dude meets with Muslim leaders?"
How would we know?
Not like we'd recognize the undefined human form tented in black materials a.k.a. Bhurka, hovering in the background - as her, unless their undefined human forms (assume female) are also much shorter than the average bear, so to speak, how would we know?
The Japanese lady is all the way at the end of the line, on the left of the picture. the lady on her left is obviously Korean. I'm no fan of MO, but if you're going to make up stuff about her, try not to be so obviously ignorant.
Hey Granny, can you send me a picture? There's an award I name every Friday that I'd like to put you in the running for. In the meantime, I'll go study my wide array Asian dolls to insure I don't make the same mistake twice.
You do that, dear. In the meantime you can just keep the award for yourself. I'm sure you're more deserving of it.
One fugly woman.
Do any of you jackasses see the hypocrisy on your own website? One click away from here you are blasting Sheryl Crow for her petty comments about the Tea Party, and then on this tab you MAKE petty comments about The First Lady? You are a bunch of twisted idiots that should all be captured and moved to a prison state - like Alabama (satire?).
And by the way, blast the President all you want, but if you are unwilling to admit that Michelle Obama is a class act who is doing a great job in her role, you are simply unreasonable, angry and ignorant.
Oh - and I voted for McCain and have been on the GOP side for 40 years.
Spare me the righteous indignation Tom. I'm looking at a group of communist leftists attempting to dismantle my country piece by piece. You may not mind that, but I have nothing positive to say about them. If you don't like that, I'd suggest you move along to Daily Kos or HuffPo where you'd probably be more comfortable.
By the way, compared to what the Left has said about Bush and Republicans, this is freaking patty cake. I simply suggested she is unusually tall.
Wow Tom. This is a satirical blog, not the fuckin' Wall Street Journal. Chillax. Typical McShame voter anyway. I vote conservative, not McShame.