Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - May 27th, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 5:39PM 
The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week is presented to the poster who offered the wittiest aside at the expense of the communist Left. Let's see who got it done this week:
Winner: Sideburns
Sideburns has made his presence known the last few weeks with several well-considered posts. However, this week he took it to a whole new level with the following comment made to the post, "York: Fawning Press Gets Cold Shoulder From Obama":
"In fact, the president does a lot of one-on-one interviews". It seems he has nothing better to do. Apparently it doesn't take as long as one would think to run a country into the ground. Let's review:
1. Run through a health care bill most Americans are against; one that hasn't and will never be fully thought out. CHECK
2. Keep writing checks the country has no way of backing up and pushing us more into debt. CHECK
3. Sympathize with illegal (CRIMINAL) aliens and try to help them out before helping out those born here or who are here legally. CHECK
4. Have state dinners for officials who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. CHECK
5. Bend over and hold ankles while Mexico, Iran, Iraq, China, and Russia get in line behind. CHECK
What will the man have to do for the next 2.5 years? He's already accomplished so little.
Runner-Up: Bruce
Before I read the above comment from Sideburns, I thought Bruce probably had it wrapped up this week. He left this oh-so-appropriate response to the post, "The Joe Sestak Affair Just Keeps Getting Worse".
Maybe the U.S. Attorney General ought to investigate. (Just kidding)
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Reader Comments (9)
Great line Sideburns. You hit him where it hurts. Good stuff from you too Bruce.
Two good lines guys! They seem to keep getting better every week.
Hey SIDEBURNS!!!! Way to go buddy. This is your first isn't it? Gonna take the little lady out to a nice Restaurant? Maybe a bottle of champagne, come home, change into something comfortable, pass out in front of the TV and drool in your beard. Oh, I'm sorry, I was just remembering when I won.
Nice going Bruce, that was a good one.
1. Thank you all very much =)
2. I'm a female (I've never mentioned it before) and I have no beard :P
Great stuff Sideburns. You captured the ineptness of the Obama administration with wit and clarity.
Sideburns and Bruce, I toast you with my glass of the finest wine in a box
Both are great comments. Keep them coming - it lightens the mood.
Great job Sideburns and Bruce!
Sorry about that beard remark, Sideburns. One of my ex-wives didn't have a beard, but she used up all my razors.