Wednesday
May262010
Obama Announces New Women's Health & Sexuality Czar
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 2:13PM Barack Obama has named Slushy Cummins to the newly created post Czar of Women's Health & Sexuality. It's unknown what her duties will entail, but based on the below photo, she appears to come with a mixture of experience and mileage.
Slushy Cummins seen hailing a cab after finishing trick (or job).
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Reader Comments (10)
Pundit, you're on fire. The Czar series is top notch. Hilarious stuff - keep it coming.
Where's the bleach to poor into my eyes?
Ewww ... looks like she should be hailing a flat bed .... love the czar humor ... BO and the libs are sinking faster than the Titanic - keep up the good work!
Just walking in the rain getting soaking wet.. Dadgummit Pundit you keep torturing us with all
this beauty....This sweetie is so fat when she steps on the scales it says, one person at a
time please....
If beauty is skin deep, would you say this would be about a two day job to find it ......
Gonna need two straws to drink in that slushy!
She's so fat......she has more rolls than Pillsbury........Olin Mills had to use a satellite........When God said let there be light, He had to say, get out of the way Slushy........When she came out of the water at the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her back in........The taxi in this picture thought she wanted to give him a ride.......when she had a physical, the gynecologist solved a dozen missing persons cases........next
Please put a spew alert on your site before I have to look at Slushy, Carville, Michelle, and the O himself all in one page, EWWW!!
Maybe I need that Valuim that Krauthammer is offering up!!
Electricmoron, izzat u?
it's no wonder now why hillary wanted to hide herself in those hideous "pant suits" all the time. they did wonders in concealing that full body women look and further reason why bill was looking for slobber bobbers in all the wrong places. paula jones became a "centerfold" in billy's eyes. rumor has it that hillary had to tone it down a little to apply for this new position-now you can see her cellulite and her legs don't rub together so much. before they were considering using the friction she created from walking as an alternative energy source to heat parts of the white house , it's water supply to do dishes and bills hot tub parties. it was getting to be near crisis state however when she would walk across the carpeted floor in fuzzy socks, reach out to shake someones hands and they would get tazed
I'm melting!!