Obama Names New National Fire Czar

Quan Dong, seen below in action. Looks like he'll fit right in.

Comments

[GeorgiaDawg]

I am sure glad that he processes the same skills as our wonderful President and Super
Hero Barack Hussien Obama...It feels so good to lie in bed at night knowing our Super
Hero is steadfast and at the helm, protecting us from all those evil villians around the
world without sleep and his only goal is to keep America safe....
Now please, all together, mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussien Obama....

[JoPa]

Yeah, I'd say he'll hit the ground running by the looks of how he handles that hose.

[The Commander]

You've got to love the new Czar. Boy, he really knows how to use that fire hose.

[lunar366]

looks like he suffers from premature ejaculation syndrome!

[a_reader(from breitbart.com)]

no no, you guys got it all wrong.
He's the new dental hygienist czar! You won't floss enough so this new national dental health care community water-pic program has to be done for your own good and the good of dental health everywhere!
[And we get more taxes, yeah baby....oh and EPA approves of this message.]

[Chuck (FL Pundit)]

That's a great point a-reader! I like your style. You just might have a Turd Ferguson award in you if you hang around long enough!