Obama Names "Cracker-Diddy" White Ambassador to the Hip-Hop Community
Monday, May 24, 2010 at 7:40PM 
In a move sure to evoke strong feelings on both sides of the political spectrum, Barack Obama has named Melvin "Cracker-Diddy" Smith to the newly created post of White Ambassador to the Hip-Hop Community. In prepared remarks, Obama said it was, "Important that we bridge the cool gap that exists between square honkies and laid back Hip-Hop types. I expect Cracker-Diddy to help foster that reconciliation through fancy break-dancing, stylized linguistics (fluent ebonics) and other things that white guys who want to act black do."
In his new role, Diddy will visit middle schools across the country with the message, "Don't let nobody get over on you. If a dude pulls a knife, you yanking out a 9 (9MM pistol)".
Cracker-Diddy won a national contest in April to determine, "The Most Fly White Guy". According to Diddy, he won a pimped out ride (1972 Chevy Vega), chrome spinners and a shiny dental grill. He'll also receive a 50% discount on tattoos larger than his head.
No word yet if Obama will announce an "Urkel" type to reach out to the white square dancing community. Stay tuned.
Chuck (FL Pundit)
Picture of the "pimped out" Vega Cracker-Diddy won:
1972 Chevy Vega Cracker-Diddy won in Most Fly White Guy contest.
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Reader Comments (7)
You know he is legit. He has the THUGLIFE tatoo.
Well i can clearly say this is the first appointment who is qualified to do the job....I'm so
excited that Cracker Diddy will bridge the gap between myself and the Hip Hop cool
people..OMG i've got to go. i think i just soiled my pants....
If i could have one wish it would be for Cracker and Barry boy do a rendition of Pants
on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground....
Absolutely hilarious. You had me at "you yanking out a 9".
Can you post some pictures of his pimped out Chevy Vega? That thing must look hot.
For your viewing pleasure Donkey Wacker, shots of the Vega have been added complete with a Thug Life logo on the door.
Quite honestly, I'd take this clown over Obama as president. He's likely too stupid to screw anything up.
What a wigro...