Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - May 13th, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010 at 5:23PM The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week is presented to the poster who offered the wittiest aside at the expense of the communist Left. Let's see who got it done this week:
Winner: Marine
Marine is relatively new to the board, but has left a number of strong comments in the past. He left the following thought-provoking comment to the "Democrap Suppository" post earlier this week:
WARNING: I bought a box of these and failed to store it in a safe place. One of my liberal co-workers walked by my office, saw the box, seized it, opened it, and immediately began eating these suppositories. The effects were almost instant and were extremely horrifying; I was subjected to name-calling, Obama talking points, illogic, and other outright acts of stupidity for over an hour. Apparently, when consumed, these pills cause the entiire digestive system to reverse, resulting in loads of crap spewing from the consumers mouth indefinitely. The suppositories also cause severe brain damage when eaten. The additional side effects are: a blind trust of the MSM, an inability to think for oneself, hallucinations, and impotency.


Reader Comments (16)
You earned that one Marine. You spent a little time to get that one right. Great comment.
Too funny Marine. Well done!
Uh-Rah!
Great line Marine. Your description was perfect.
Great, Marine, I liked it.
You rock Marine. God Bless the Troops.
In the words of Humpy Ding Dong, good go!
Awesome comment Marine! Keep 'em coming.
No problem with climbing the hill with this one Marine, no bullets flying in every direction
either...Good job my friend, you are my friend and brother and thats all one could ask....
Excellent post, Marine. Welcome to the club!
Thanks for the comments and encouragement. It is an honor to win this reward and a great joy to find this site and the "regulars" who post here.
Great post Marine!
Well done, Marine. Well done :)
A true masterpiece Marine. Just fantastic.
That's a worthy comment Marine. Great stuff - keep it coming!
Top notch Marine. You created a visual nightmare.