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Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - May 13th, 2010

The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week is presented to the poster who offered the wittiest aside at the expense of the communist Left. Let's see who got it done this week:

Winner:  Marine

Marine is relatively new to the board, but has left a number of strong comments in the past. He left the following thought-provoking comment to the "Democrap Suppository" post earlier this week:

WARNING: I bought a box of these and failed to store it in a safe place. One of my liberal co-workers walked by my office, saw the box, seized it, opened it, and immediately began eating these suppositories. The effects were almost instant and were extremely horrifying; I was subjected to name-calling, Obama talking points, illogic, and other outright acts of stupidity for over an hour. Apparently, when consumed, these pills cause the entiire digestive system to reverse, resulting in loads of crap spewing from the consumers mouth indefinitely. The suppositories also cause severe brain damage when eaten. The additional side effects are: a blind trust of the MSM, an inability to think for oneself, hallucinations, and impotency.

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Reader Comments (16)

You earned that one Marine. You spent a little time to get that one right. Great comment.

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTaxbagger

Too funny Marine. Well done!

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonte Hall

Uh-Rah!

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCoastie

Great line Marine. Your description was perfect.

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonkey Whacker

Great, Marine, I liked it.

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHorsebutt

You rock Marine. God Bless the Troops.

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHerb Tarlek

In the words of Humpy Ding Dong, good go!

May 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Commander

Awesome comment Marine! Keep 'em coming.

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterApple Jacks

No problem with climbing the hill with this one Marine, no bullets flying in every direction
either...Good job my friend, you are my friend and brother and thats all one could ask....

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

Excellent post, Marine. Welcome to the club!

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBruce

Thanks for the comments and encouragement. It is an honor to win this reward and a great joy to find this site and the "regulars" who post here.

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMarine

Great post Marine!

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJB

Well done, Marine. Well done :)

A true masterpiece Marine. Just fantastic.

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoPa

That's a worthy comment Marine. Great stuff - keep it coming!

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTurd Ferguson

Top notch Marine. You created a visual nightmare.

May 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMitch

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