Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - April 29th, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 2:18PM The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week is presented to the poster who offered the wittiest aside at the expense of the communist Left. Let's see who got it done this week:
Winner: JB
JB is still relatively new to the FL Pundit board, but he has shown some real potential. Last week he offered an absolutely filthy comment to the post "Keith Olbermann Liberal Idiot of the Week": To the question, why would it take two days to recover from a colonoscopy, JB responded with the following:
Q: Why'd Keith take two days to recover from a colonoscopy?
A1: It takes that long to find Barney Frank's class ring.
A2: It takes that long to remove Maddow's str*p-on.
A3: There is a government-mandated 48 hour waiting period on butt plugs that large.
A4: His personal colonoscopy device uses so much power that it regularly produces rolling blackouts along the east coast.
That wasn't the only hilarious comment to the Olbermann post. Here are a few others:
Two days off for a colonoscopy seems reasonable for him. You know it's bound to scratch his vocal cords. And for those flaming hemorrhoids, he should try a little Chloroseptic.
Horsebutt
Colonoscopy = 'Get his head out of his a**'. We can only be so hopeful.
Girlie Girl
I think he was actually GIVING the colonoscopy's! Bwaaa, ha, ha!! But seriously, he IS the enema bag. Full of sh*t.
Dano
It's just the weekly gerbil removal at the Olberbitch house. Where's PETA when ya need 'em?
CL
So why is a gem of a liberal like Keith O still stuck in his dismal TV gig? He belongs in the Obama administration. I dunno, maybe FCC chairman or culture czar or resident butt licker. O and little O are always on the same, wrong page.
Chris
I hope the Doctor didn't have both hands on Olberdorf's shoulders while the guiding light episode was going on. This guy should be imprisoned for false pretense; impersonationing a living functioning human without just cause.
Georgia Dawg
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Reader Comments (10)
Well done JB. It was almost as funny the second time around!
Good one JB. Offensive as all heck, but really funny.
I guess Keith brings out the best in people. What a guy!
Congrats JB and welcome to the FLP....We may be a bunch of nuts, but one thing for
sure, we are all conservative and love our country...Welcome aboard mate....
Great line JB. That's one for the ages.
JB, the funniest thing is one of those lines might actually be true.
Don't hate on Keith. He has the best interests of the country at heart. You just don't agree, but that doesn't make him wrong.
He may have the best interest of the country at heart, but its for a socialist country
this nut job wants....I don't think you will find anyone on this link that would agree
with you...But you do have the right to say it....
Thanks all, but the real credit goes to Keith Olberman. He gives us all so much material to work with. Sometimes he scares me because I think he might actually believe what he is saying.
Funny, JB. Thanks for the mention, Pundit.