Be Careful What You Put Up Your Hoo-Haw
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 at 9:07AM Yeah, this is pretty much where we are as a country isn't it? This from Daily Caller and UPI:
Actual x-ray of the deviant "bomber"SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif., April 20 (UPI) -- The California Highway Patrol said one of its offices was evacuated due to a suspected bomb in a man's anal cavity that turned out to be a vibrator.
Investigators said a 60-year-old man stopped in a "No Parking" zone near Luther Pass was arrested at about 4:30 a.m. April 7 when an officer found him to be in possession of a substance suspected to be methamphetamine, the Tahoe (Calif.) Daily Tribune reported Tuesday.
Officers at the South Lake Tahoe area office discovered "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in the suspect's front left pocket leading to his anal cavity.
The police report said "the subject began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb-making," making officers suspicious of the device.
An El Dorado County Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team evacuated the office at about 5:45 a.m. and rendered the device safe -- determining it was not an explosive device, the report said.
"The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property," it said.
The suspect was taken to the El Dorado County Jail in South Lake Tahoe on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance.
The office was reopened by 9:20 a.m.
Reader Comments (9)
Sounds to me like old man Jones thought he'd have himself a little joy ride with his good friend, shakey. What's the harm? Who says you can't put foreign objects in your can and drive around town? This is big government intervention at its worst!
That is both hilarious and disturbing. The guy was 60? I'm sure the kids and grandkids are proud this morning.
Make sure you bag that thing twice before you submit it into evidence.
It was reported early this morning that Congressman Barney Frank was on a two day
holiday in El Dorado, Nv. Bawney was taken his friend Vib out for a early morning drive,
when a device in his procession shorted out, causing an early power surge, Police was
called in and said they made it in time before any damage was caused to Mr Frank and
preventing a rear end collision......
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All is well that "ENDS" well
Anyone driving around with a vibrating tube in their hoo-haw should have their license revoked. No doubt a Democrat.
Keep these type of stories on your site to unveil the "great unwashed".
I'll do that B-rude. I think it's important that our readers have a full understanding of the scope of the liberal Democrat voter.
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The vibrater is the Obama Administrations policies, the old guy is the United States?... Except, there is no off switch!