Saturday
Apr172010
Obama Names Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Transgender Czar
Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 6:24PM 
(FLP Satire) - Pat Smalls has been named to fill the GLBT Czar post by Obama. His/Her primary qualification is that he/she has been all of the above at one time or another.
His/Her primary goal will be to encourage the GLBT community to file more lawsuits against unsuspecting business owners. Prior to accepting this post, he/she guessed peoples weight at a traveling GLBT carnival.
I'm sure you join me in welcoming this lovely devil to his/her new post.
Reader Comments (7)
That is one handsome he/she devil. Funny stuff.
horsebutt and myself will wind up having a duel over this one...HB, she is Hot !!
That mustache has got to go, she looks like she may be able to grow stache and
beard much better than i can.......Oh mama .....
probably saved money on the breasteses as they double as man boobs when the opportune time is right, if you know what i mean. but i'm surprised to see a filter on the cig-maybe the femine side showing through-what a dolly!! chuckle-giggle-chuckle
Hey Dawg, You can have it. I really don't know if it's a he or she, cause when I was married to it we didn't sleep together, you know......the old "I've got a headache tonight honey". But since it left, I hardly ever have a headache anymore.
But you're right, it was hot. I just used it for "arm candy" when I went out to really nice places. It's just a coincidence, but since it left, my razors last longer as does my jock itch cream. Go figure!
Not long ago this story would have been satire in the Onion. Ain't the 'age of Obama' great!
Sheesh..
Some people you just look at and you know they're right for the job. In this case no resume needed. This is where Match.com meets its match.
Here's the real FLPundit question: Is she/he/it conservative or liberal?