Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - April 15th, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 3:09PM 
This is what I wrote prior to awarding the Turd Ferguson award last week to Herb Tarlek:
We all know the drill at this point. Funniest comment of the week at the expense of our friends on the Left. However, I can't continue to name the award after Turd if Herb keeps wiping the floor with him every week. So, I'm challenging Turd to up his game. Come back to his former glory and reclaim what was once his.
So, did Turd bring it? He certainly said he would. Let's get down to brass tacks.
WINNER: Turd Ferguson
Turd climbed off the floor this week after having become a doormat for Herb Tarlek. He left the following comment about Obama to the post "Liberal Idiot of the Week":
This guy can't get out of his own way. He gives new meaning to the term 'bad decision'. I'd have more confidence in a ten-year old ritalin addict off his daily spoonful. Our only hope is that a tick bites him, lock-jaw sets in and he can't speak. Otherwise, we're humped like a new inmate on the program Lock Down.
RUNNER UP: Georgia Dawg
The Dawg left the following comment about Obama to the same post that Turd left his award winning post to:
Barack Obama would have made a much better Proctologist than a President, but then he couldn't have gotten Chris Matthews out of his office. Barry worked hard for this award. He earned it and he surly deserves it. What a whacked out liberal donkey ass he is. Hee-Haw.
Click HERE for previous Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week winners.
Reader Comments (17)
Those are both excellent. Well done guys. Love the humor of this site. Keep it coming Pundit.
Turd comes back with a serious vengeance, but the Dawg gave him a good run for his money. Both good lines.
Giddy up boys - well done. I love the Proctologist line Dawg!
Great stuff Turd! I've missed that special brand of sarcastic humor. Good stuff from you too Dawg.
If we can keep our sensibility and mantain our sanity in this wacked out world of today,
make someone laugh at the same time, then there might be a little hope for each of us..
God forbid, our government wont screw us any more than what they have done already,
i'm sure they will try to find another way..
Thanks to all..
Congrats TF, keep them polished and bring home the bacon, hope you ain't Jewish with that
pork bit......
Dawg
Thanks guys for injecting the needed humor to retain our sanity in these turbulant times.
Many thanks for the recognition. I got sick and tired of seeing that SOB Herb Tarlek win my award. Granted, he's funny as all get out, but I still got sick of it. Glad I could redeem myself this week. I hope to continue pouring the meat to old Herb.
I sense some bitterness Turd. Is there a rift developing between you and Herb? At any rate, well done both you and Dawg.
Both great comments. Well done guys.
Pundit, I don't know how you chose a winner. Turd, anyone that can mention lock-jaw and Lock Down in the same rant deserves some kind of recognition. I guess that tick must have rusty teeth. Dawg, anyone who rips on Chrissy is worthy of recognition. DTR.....Turd had to claim what's rightly his this week and we'll abuse each other again in the future I'm sure, but in the battle against liberals who want to tax, spend and regulate us into a European-like bunch of beaten down pussies......I'm right beside him ready to throw down.
No bitterness at all DTR. I agree with Herb's sentiments 100%. Plus, it's not just beating Herb. I've also got to beat Dawg, HB, Monte, Bruce, etc. There are a number of witty posters on this site, but that's what makes it so much fun.
Great stuff from you guys as always!
That's some professional abuse you guys doled out. Well done.
Pundit,
i appreciate you doing this site and I appreciate everyone else's participation. Like You all (or y'all as we like to say in Oklahoma) do, I get so frustrated and completely worn out fighting against the willing ignorance, hate, hypocrisy, and bias of the left. This place is a great place to get refreshed.
Thanks very much Marine. I appreciate the kind words. It keeps growing and we keep adding more good folks to blog. Very happy to have you aboard.
Good work Turd and Dawg. Millions and millions of people have been talking for thousands of years, yet somehow I think this is the first time anyone has ever said,"Good work Turd and Dawg".
Excellent analysis HB. I think you are probably spot on! Well done.