Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - April 1st, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010 at 3:41PM The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week goes to the most humorous, and often slightly offensive comment left by FL Pundit visitors. This is not about analysis, it's about making liberals look obtuse.
With that said, this week we only have a winner - the kids are on Spring Break:
WINNER: Herb Tarlek
After a week in the weeds, Herb returns to the FL Pundit board with a vengeance. He left the following comment to the post "Robert Gibbs Is A Big Star Wars Fan".
Are there any real men in the Obama administration (besides Hillary)? I mean someone who's started a lawn mower, pulled out a dipstick, or puked in a back alley and then drank more beer. I don't think so. But there are men who've had pedicures, own cuff links, and enjoy opera... or dress up like Star Wars characters. Gibbs you are a buffoon.
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Chuck (FL Pundit)
For Herb & Horsebutt. Eat your heart out.
Reader Comments (20)
Herb you ain't no Johnny come lately..You are your own man, always swing hard
in case you hit it....Nice goining Herb....
Well done Herb. I did call it.
Herb, you're a damn laugh a minute. We missed you when you were gone. Some of us speculated you got locked up in that chronic masterbation clinic with Ruddy Palmer.
That was a hall-of-fame comment Herb. I got a belly laugh out of that one.
You're "the man", Herb!
Joe Pa you did call it. Turd, you know you can only quit if you want to.....that clinic ain't for me. The old lady told me she'd drop the laptop in the septic tank if I didn't stay off the girlie sites, and she was good to her word. It took the Geek Squad a week to recondition the old IBM T60 but Herb's back in business. I think Gibbs was coming back from a session with his dominatrix, Helen Thomas, in that second picture.
Too funny Herb! Well done.
You set the bar very high Herb. You're comment tonight is a classic as well.
Herb!! Nice to meet you. I can see why you won. This newbie just read your first comment and looks forward to more of the same enlightment.
BTW: What SW character does Gibbs think he is vs. what he really is in the SW world? One of them is named Jabba.
Great stuff Herb. You are freaking hilarious.
O.K. Herb, You win again! Aren't you just a little embarrassed knowing the rest of us are jealous of you? What is the total now, about 900 wins for you?
Just kidding! I always enjoy your comments. I hope to get to meet you at the next Fl Pundit reunion.
BTW, when I was in the clinic, there was a guy like you in there. We all use to sit around and point at him with our left hands and talk about how funny he was. It had to be either you or Turd.
Herb: It really isn't fair to the rest of us that your comments in accepting the award may well be awarded next week! Dominatrix Helen Thomas? Where do you come up with this stuff?
It would certainly be a pleasure to meet you in person at a Tea Party sometime. Until then, please stay the course and keep us entertained.
Herb, if Fl Pundit ever gives an award for "worst visual", your 'dominatrix Helen Thomas' comment will get you in The Hall of Fame.
Herb, you just keep brining it every week. I agree with Bruce, your acceptance comment to this weeks win may have already cemented your award next week. By the way Pundit, nice work on the Helen Thomas dominatrix - HOT!
Pundit: Your imagination is in overdrive. Excellent Photoshop job (or did you get this through a peephole?).
Hey Fl Pundit, You're going to have to ease up a little with those pictures. I just got my computer out of "Louie's computer and pig castration service" and now I will have to stay up all night cleaning the vomit off it.
Nice post HB. That was a TF quality!
Helen Thomas requires 2 bags and a stick. One bag for her head, another for your's in case her's comes off, and a stick to gouge your eyes out if both bags come off.
Well stated Herb. I think your analysis in this case is spot on. No question, the eyes would have to come out if you actually saw that.
Freaking hilarious Herb. The bags and stick bit was too funny.