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Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 4:40PM Enjoy the many faces of your Speaker of the House. Can you tell the ones in which she is least likely to be lying?

Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 4:40PM Enjoy the many faces of your Speaker of the House. Can you tell the ones in which she is least likely to be lying?

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This looks like a poster you might find hanging in your post office..The FBI's ten most wanted+2..
Name.................... Nan-cee Pelosi
Weight...................little above plump
color of hair..........Assortment of chemical blends
Age.......................About ten years the elder of Moses
Height....................1/25th of a furlong
Crime.....................The Raping of America
She is least likely to be lying when her mouth is closed.
This is offensive. You might have well put up twelve photos of people defecating. It's just not right.
Try to match the face with the quote...
1. Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
2. Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process.
3. You must drain the swamp if you are going to govern for the people.
4. I pride myself in being called a liberal.
5. In the family I was raised in, love of country, deep love of the Catholic church, and a love of family were the values.
6. I would say that, as an ardent practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time, and what I know is, over the centuries, the Doctors of the Church have not been able to make that definition...The point is, that it shouldn't have an impact on the woman's right to choose...
7. They'll take food out of the mouths of children in order to give tax cuts to the wealthiest.
8. I will not be making appointments to a committee that is not bipartisan
9. Social Security has never failed to pay promised benefits, and Democrats will fight to make sure that Republicans do not turn a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble.
10. America must be a light to the world, not just a missile.
11. America will be far safer if we reduce the chances of a terrorist attack in one of our cities than if we diminish the civil liberties of our own people.
12. The Republicans did not have an election about jobs, health care, education, environment, national security. They had an election about wedge issues in out country. They exploited the loveliness of the American people, the devoutness of people of faith for a political end. Democrats are going to ban the Bible if they are elected. Imagine the ridiculousness of that, if it won votes for them.
13. Democratic priorities are clear: we will fight to get the economy back on track, we will create jobs, and we will help unemployed workers.
14. I think we've come a long way since I became speaker with the outside ethics groups and now we have a functioning ethics committee, bipartisan and independent of the speaker
15. I think we would do almost anything to pass a healthcare bill
16. Certainly the dynamic will change depending on what happens in Massachusetts
17. We want to see firsthand the innovative technologies the industry is investing in to create the jobs of the future and to ensure our national competitiveness
18. **** My favorite *****
CNSNews.com: “Madam Speaker, where specifically does the Constitution grant Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandate?”
Pelosi: “Are you serious? Are you serious?”
CNSNews.com: “Yes, yes I am.”
Pelosi then shook her head before taking a question from another reporter. Her press spokesman, Nadeam Elshami, then told CNSNews.com that asking the speaker of the House where the Constitution authorized Congress to mandated that individual Americans buy health insurance as not a "serious question."
“You can put this on the record,” said Elshami. “That is not a serious question. That is not a serious question.”
Read all about her record at http://www.ontheissues.org/CA/Nancy_Pelosi.htm
tnquake, I think you just won the award for the most detailed post in the history of this website. Very could info! Well done.
tnquake: Very thorough post. I think the only substantive issue you left out was Pelosi's claim that the CIA lied to her and her recollection that enhanced interrogation techniques "could" be used, not that they "would" be used.
I originally thought of the "Wicked Witch of the West", but did not want to offend Margaret Hamilton.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Witch_of_the_West
She has said some whoppers, couldn't get them all!!
I was gonna do some internet porn surfing if ya know what I mean, but after lookin at that I just had to log off.
following up lunars post, i couldn't help myself, but 2nd row down, 3rd from the left-nurse nan pops up unexpectedly from behind the podium from where barack hung hussein obama is giving his campaign speech in support of nan's re-election in san fran-sicko askinfor a glass of water to wash down the vitamin s before she has to meet with the NAMBLA cockus
Nancy Pelosi is the enemy of free people