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Just Who Was In The "Historic" Photo?

(FLP Satire) - Let's review who appeared in the revoltingly historic Health Care legislation signing today:

  1. John Dingell (D-MI) - Long time socialist who has served in Congress since 1955. They used him as a prop throughout this process. Another feel good, sob story designed to tug at voters heart strings. Didn't work on me.
  2. Harry Reid (D-NV) - This guy is absolutely garbage wrapped in skin. He isn't liked by anyone in his own caucus, and certainly not anyone outside of it. From what I understand, he's exactly the type of tool you would expect him to be.
  3. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) - The high-priestess of marxism. If she were anymore corrupt, she'd be in the next episode of Lock Down on TLC. She is a disgracefully dishonest public official, but somehow very good at twisting arms, bribing and threatening ethics investigations.
  4. Barrack Obama (D-President) - He must be the happiest man on earth. He seems to be successfully writing the last chapter of American history. There should be no doubt as to where he stands politically - he's a marxist. Or where he stands morally - he's a liar.
  5. Because he is a minor, I won't use the kid's name. Suffice it to say, the scum bags used him for a prop once again. They really do have no shame.
  6. Tom Harkin (D-IA) - Hardcore Senate leftist who has championed socialist causes for decades. They say his IQ is roughly equivalent to the number of ounces in a two-liter bottle of Coke (68).
  7. Dick Durbin (D-IL) - Front-runner to be the next Senate Majority Leader after Harry Reid gets his worthless hyde drummed in Nevada this November. Like every other Democrat in the picture, he is a fiercely partisan Leftist.
  8. Joe "This Is A Big F'ing Deal" Biden (D-VP) - What a twit this guy is. The media loves Democrats, so they poke fun at his asinine statements. Were he a Republican, he would have been laughed out of DC decades ago. By the way, nice touch on the plagiarism Ace.
  9. Vicki Kennedy - Vicki is the widow of the late Senator Ted Kennedy. I really have no comment on her considering she isn't a public official. That said, I'll bet she's a heck of a designated driver.
  10. Chris Dodd (D-CT) - Senator Dodd has decided it would be better to retire than get the crap kicked out of him by a Republican challenger. He is among the more corrupt Democrats in the Senate, which is really saying something.
  11. Larry Lubner (Doctor) - Lubner opened the first chronic masterbation clinic in DC and treated the likes of Ted Kennedy and Gary Hart.
  12. Ruddy Palmer - Patient of the aforementioned Dr. Lubner. Had CM relapse in 2009 that resulted in him being stuck in a straight jacket and his hands being put in sand paper gloves.
  13. Kathleen Sebelius (Secretary HHS) - The biggest winner in the health care debate, Sebelius will have power to burn thanks to the new health care bill. That can't be good news for unborn babies.
  14. Steny Hoyer (D-MD) - Hoyer is second in command to Pelosi in the House, so he basically carries the water for the marxist witch. I'm guessing he's dealing with some low self-esteem issues.
  15. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) - It's clear the blubbering fool is off his meds. He's melted down at least twice in the last few weeks. No word if he let loose with the waterworks at the signing, but you can bet the next incident is just around the corner. He's retiring from Congress so he can spend more time in the mental ward.
  16. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) - Clyburn is the House Whip and was responsible for rounding up many of the votes required to pass the bill. He must be quite the wheeler-dealer to pull this scam off. I'm guessing he has an eBay business on the side where he sells things that don't really exist.

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Reader Comments (18)

Too funny Pundit! Love the High-Priestess of Marxism title.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonte Hall

That's great stuff. Nice call on the Dr. Lubner. I understand he has quite the practice in DC.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterApple Jacks

WHAT no right wingers, what this Gov. coming-to.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul in Fla.

I'm surprised they let a guy with a problem like Ruddy Palmer has that close to the President. I'm hoping he had a relapse at some point when they were all gathered on the stage.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKevin S

Now that's a proper breakdown. No sense mincing words - call a spade a spade. Or a marxist a marxist.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonkey Whacker

-----One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest-------

The Phychedelic sixties with the cast at Meanlo Park VA Hospital..

Doktor Obama and Nurse Nancy , Chief Medical Officers......

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

Doctor Larry Lubner:
Chronic Masterbation Clinic:
Man I bet his "OVERHEAD" is proof that liberals can make money.
Two Playboy Mag's and one DvD of Nurse Nancy...He treated Ted Kennedy and Gary Hart.
Awesome deal......

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

Spot on Pundit. Take no prisoners!

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMitch

You're killing me with this. Too freaking funny!

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoPa

Absolutely priceless. You summed it up better than I ever could. Nice work.

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTurd Ferguson

A den of thieves! Except for the kid, who is a pawn of the Socialist movement of this administration. 2010 and 2012 can't come fast enough!

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDano

CWC: This is undoubtedly one of your best efforts. Your choice of adjectives couldn't have been better. My favoirte was Reid: "garbage wrapped in skin"! The mental picture you painted was highly accurate.

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBruce

Well done, Pundit. Well done.

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Lipstick Wrangler

Great stuff! Let's hope this goes viral.

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHarvey

Do you have Dr. Lubner's number by chance? Also, any word on whether Ruddy Palmer (I get it) had a relapse on the stage?

March 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKevin S

Check out Steny Hoyer's face... just makes me laugh. That mug will be in the history books forever. Hope they took a second shot.

March 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJay

Clyburn is the worthless piece of shit that said Alvin Greene from SC was a Republican plant just because the same people that voted for Obama voted for him since they thought he was the soul singer. What damn fools we have.

July 27, 2010 | Unregistered Commentereric

Who is the token kid they like to bring out to pull the heart strings. Who gives a damn if he is a minor. His Parents should have taught him better. Do not deal with snakes. What is his name? If he is in this picture he is funneling money from Tax Payers.

July 27, 2010 | Unregistered Commentereric

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