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Monday
Mar222010

The Moocher Class Wins Again!

(FLP Opinion) - The redistribution train rolls on. With the passage of Obamacare, Democrats have set a course that will significantly shrink the Producer Class due to the higher taxes and enormous deficits that will further handcuff the economy.

The good news? There's plenty of room in the ever-expanding Moocher Class! Come on over! The Democrats have been waiting on you! Just listen to what you'll get:

  • Medicaid - Good luck finding a doctor who will take you, but you've got free health care!
  • Food Stamps - Eat and drink all you want - for free!
  • Government Housing - We've got a tenement with your name on it - just knock twice!
  • Student Loans - Don't worry about your grades. We'll decide where you go and how much you get based on what you look like!

This is just a brief sampling of the many benefits of joining the Moocher Class. Democrats hope you'll consider joining on your on, but whether it's the easy way or you have to come kicking and screaming, you'll eventually be a Moocher.

It's the new American Way!

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Reader Comments (7)

If it wasn't so pathetically true, I'd find your post amusing. Unfortunately, while you wrote it in a satirical fashion, I'm afraid that is what our country has become. A punch line. We have to be the laughing stock of the world to pass a bill this massive with the trillions of dollars in debt we have hanging over our head.

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMitch

Great post. You are dead on with regard to the student loan issue. It will be all about race, creed, gender and sexual orientation going forward.

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBurchfield 8

How pathetically true this probably is. The ruling class and peons. Can't wait.

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterApple Jacks

Based on what I have heard, there is still a slight - very slight - chance this could go down. If Republicans in the Senate are successful at having all of the Democrat reconciliation language stripped due to procedural issues, the House would have to vote on this monstrosity again. Without the caveats, would they pass it again? Probably, but who knows?

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam Storey

How true Pundit...It sure looks like Peggy the Moocher, ( she's Peggy Joseph from
Sarasota Fl.) the lady who said on TV, i'll never again have to worry about gas for
my car are my mortage payment...Mr. Obama will take care of me and all i have to
do is help him move into the WhiteHouse...Peggy you and your daughters are off
to a great start, hope you enjoy the trip.....KOOL-AID , anyone.....

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

I think we need to add another species to the endangered list. THE MIDDLE CLASS!

March 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlunar366

By the way, did the good citizens of Detroit ever get their share of "Obama's stash"?

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBruce

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