Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week - March 18th, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 4:50PM
The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week goes to the most humorous, and often slightly offensive comment left by FL Pundit visitors. This is not about analysis, it's about making liberals look obtuse.
With that said, this week we have a winner, runner-up and honorable mention to announce:
WINNER: Horsebutt
This was a very tough call this week, but I ended up going with the following outstanding comment from Horsebutt about the picture (below) in the post, "WSJ: Slaughter House Rules".
"FL Pundit, you've got to be more careful about displaying these pictures of Democrat women. She looks like all my ex-wives morphed into one. Scared me so bad, I took two aspirin and called my lawyer to make sure my house was still in my name."
RUNNER-UP: Turd Ferguson
Turd offered another absolutely scathing one-liner at the expense of liberals this week. He was commenting on the picture included in the post, "Famous Quotes In Liberal Idiot History".
"What a group. Paris looks like she's trying to charm a john, Spears appears to be putting the crazytown curse on her next victim, Lohan is passed out as usual and Barry seems to be lining up an eight-ball for the crack pipe. Got to be Britney."
HONORABLE MENTION: Georgia Dawg
Georgia Dawg came with another very solid effort to the post, "Don't You Just Love This?". This was the post that involved the George Bush Pee-In-My-Mouth Urinal.
"It was just discovered that this was in the executive wash room at the MSNBC HQ. Crissy Tingles keeps all the knobs shinning and Queef Olberdorf lets Rachel Madcow take photos standing next to it for her trips down memory lane."
Click HERE for past winners.




Reader Comments (11)
Congrats HB! You're on a roll brother!
Funny stuff. Great site you have here!
Great comments guys. I must say, I kind of like the Dawg line. The others are great, but the "Chrissy shining the knobs" just seems to work.
All good stuff. Well done boys!
Congrats HB,
Keep bringing home the groceries,"just make sure you use a paper bag."
I'm moved to tears. I feel like the Soviet hockey team after they were beaten by Team USA. Well done Butt.
Another day, another Horsebutt victory lap. Great stuff guys.
Well done. All worthy quotes.
Well done guys. I laughed when I read them again - a good sign!
Hey HB, where's the victory speech?
Hey fellows, thanks a lot ! I really enjoy being a part of this family, and I appreciate you accepting me.
My computer is in the shop till Tuesday. I am at a friends house using their computer, so if I don't sound like myself, that is the reason.