Friday
Mar122010
Liberal Idiot Of The Week
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 3:41PM Eric Massa (D-NY) - House of Representatives
The Massa Industries Lipstick Liberace Doll in full regalia.Where do you even start with this guy? I think we've only seen the tip of the iceberg with regard to what he has really been up to.
For example, I can't verify this, but I've heard through the grapevine that he had been marketing his own line of blow-up dolls. While I'm all for capitalism, I found the names of these dolls troubling.
They included:
- Lipstick Liberace Doll (right)
- Flaming Adam Lambert Doll
- Kenny Caligula Doll
- Sissy Richard Simmons Doll
- Rock Hard Hudson Doll
- Mark from Chorus Line Doll
- Rahm Looks Pretty In Pink Doll
- Fancy Pants Ron Paul Doll
- Spank Me Scott Brown Doll
When you couple the dolls with his disastrous Glenn Beck interview and reports coming from those he served with in the Navy, they point to a very twisted individual.
For all of this, and so much more that we all know is coming, Eric Massa is the FL Pundit Liberal Idiot of the Week.
Reader Comments (11)
I literally have tears in my eyes. Possibly the best post ever. Just saying.
Massa gives a new meaning to " I'M PACKING."...He tells Barwney Frank,my Rod and
Staff is for comfort keepers....
Where in the world did you find that picture. Too freaking funny!
Pundit, you've outdone yourself with this one. Blow-up dolls? Hilarious.
A worthy choice. Love the socks on his blow up doll!
hilarious, as always.
Absolutely classic.
One of the best characterizations yet.
For honorable mention, I nominate Tom Hanks. His rant about WWII in the Pacific being racially motivated makes me sick. While I admire his efforts to show the sacrifices of our soldiers in his epic productions, his knowledge of history and his methods of promoting his current masterpiece are certainly warped.
I haven't seen legs like that since my 2nd ex-wife. She used to scratch my back with them. I miss her.
That is one hot doll! I bet when you unzip his pants, fire shoots out his butt. He's a flamer after all!
Harvey, That sounds like a wienie roast to me. Sing-a-long....Massa's nuts roasting on an open fire.