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Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - March 11th, 2010

The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week goes to the most humorous comment left by FL Pundit visitors. This is not about analysis, it's about making liberals look obtuse.

With that said, here is the winner and runner-up:

WINNER:  Herb Tarlek

Herb continues to produce one classic comment after the next and this week is no different. He added the following aside to the post, "Liberal Idiot of the Week":

"Nancy Pelosi is a pathological liar. Harry Reid is one of the least likable human beings I've ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on. I'd rather shovel manure than share their company. Can't wait until they join their predecessors on the junk heap of irrelevancy such as Tom Daschle, George Mitchell, and Tom Foley. When their name or memory is invoked, it will always cause my face to contort like when catching the first whiff after my dog breaks wind."

RUNNER-UP:  Georgia Dawg

The Dawg came with a great one-liner to the post, "Chase Sampson Is A Future Congressional Democrat". Chase is the poor guy who went on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and incorrectly answered his first question - always a very easy one. The question was "Homeowners buy surge protectors to protect against surges of what?" The nimrod answered water instead of electricity. Based on that, the Dawg left the following comment:

"I wonder what he thinks post hole diggers are used for? What about a tree saw?"

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Reader Comments (12)

I must say, two of the best lines of late. Well done boys.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMitch

You just can't ever go wrong when you invoke dog farts. Well done Tarlek.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKevin

I must say, I laughed out loud at the Georgia Dawg line. That was too funny.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonkey Whacker

A fitting tribute to both of you. An award named after a Turd.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHarvey

Well done guys. Always love reading these comments.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoPa

That poor guy in the video is a first rate moron. That's just ripe for comment material. Great stuff.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwesjones

Congrats Herb....
Stay away from the gulf this summer...No running to the water, naked with your
surfboard in hand, yelling at the ladies.."You wanna see me hang ten."
You are on a roll, keep stokin' the fire...

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

Reid and Pelosi bring out my best. Dawg set a new bar for measuring stupidity. I enjoy reading all the comments, and if I've made somebody laugh out loud I'm happy.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHerb Tarlek

Great stuff as always. Herb, you are the man!

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonte Hall

Congrats to Herb and Dawg. Always look forward to your comments.

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBruce

Sorry to be late offering my congratulations.

Herb, if you keep this up then you should turn PRO next season. BTW, I blame my dog too.

Dawg, what can I say? Just some of that great Georgia logic huh?

March 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHorsebutt

Sorry I'm late to the party. Both great lines - congrats.

I must say Herb, you're a very worthy foe in the Comment of the Week of the week competition (along with many others). Maybe the Pundit will name something after you before it's all said and done.

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTurd Ferguson

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