Saturday
Feb062010
New Terrorist Interrogation Methods Revealed?
Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:44PM In an effort to gather more information from suspected terrorists, the government has reportedly authorized the use of fireworks in extreme cases. Here's an example of the technique with Horsebutt tying fireworks around Monte Hall's leg and then lighting:
Reader Comments (10)
Didn't have to fertilize the lawn that year.
Yeah, I think I left about three pounds of myself on that yard. I got him back though the next time he passed out. We stripped him naked, turned him on his stomach and lit a roman candle from his butt.
Sounds like you boys know how to throw down. Better keep the malt liquor and lubricants locked up when you two get rolling.
I heard that... Fireworks tied to legs, bottle rockets stuck in rectums... I salute your diversity!
Lord Monte, I'm glad to know that was a roman candle. Up till now, I thought my neighbors prize stallion had got out again.....You know, Mom and Dad didn't give me this name for nothing.
LMAO!
Love it boys. Priceless!
Regardless of what you boys are up to, I'm all for using this technique to scare the crap out of our resident terrorists.
That's my kind of 4th. Can I get myself invited this year if I bring a watermelon filled with tequila? Also, the old lady makes some killer Jagermeister brownies.
Hey Herb, Why wait till July? When we get half way thru that watermelon, it will be any day we want it to be.