Sorry, but I'm day late with this. I spent way too much time arguing with a hopeless liberal idiot yesterday on Facebook. At any rate, the Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week will go to the most biting, yet humorous comment of the week. This is not an award for top analysis; this is about a remark that gets a laugh at the expense of the liberal elite.
With that said, here is the winner and runner up for the past week:
WINNER: Turd Ferguson
Turd provided a comment earlier this week about the unfortunate reporter that dropped a deuce while on taping a television show. Was it crass? Absolutely. Was it hilarious? It was to me. Here is Turd's comment to the post, "Think You're Having A Bad Day?"
Allow me to break down this event as I saw it. The woman was clearly unsettled from the get-go. You'll notice her wincing and her hand moving to her stomach several times. This is likely because a mixture of horrendous gaseous fumes and red-hot lava dump were mixing in her lower colon and demanding an immediate exit. I'll give her a 10 for the run to the door while trying to hide the "outflow".
Bruce is a consistently excellent poster on the FL Pundit board. Unlike Turd, he generally keeps it straight with solid analytical assessments of liberal idiocy. This week he provided the following witty aside to the global warming centric post, "Snow Hurricane To Hit Northeast."
If it is warmer than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is colder than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is dryer than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is wetter than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If weather is weather, it is due to Global Warming.
What's not to understand?
Sounds like "settled science" to me.