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Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - February 25th, 2010

Sorry, but I'm day late with this. I spent way too much time arguing with a hopeless liberal idiot yesterday on Facebook. At any rate, the Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week will go to the most biting, yet humorous comment of the week. This is not an award for top analysis; this is about a remark that gets a laugh at the expense of the liberal elite.

With that said, here is the winner and runner up for the past week:

WINNER:  Turd Ferguson

Turd provided a comment earlier this week about the unfortunate reporter that dropped a deuce while on taping a television show. Was it crass? Absolutely. Was it hilarious? It was to me. Here is Turd's comment to the post, "Think You're Having A Bad Day?"

Allow me to break down this event as I saw it. The woman was clearly unsettled from the get-go. You'll notice her wincing and her hand moving to her stomach several times. This is likely because a mixture of horrendous gaseous fumes and red-hot lava dump were mixing in her lower colon and demanding an immediate exit. I'll give her a 10 for the run to the door while trying to hide the "outflow".

RUNNER-UP:  Bruce

Bruce is a consistently excellent poster on the FL Pundit board. Unlike Turd, he generally keeps it straight with solid analytical assessments of liberal idiocy. This week he provided the following witty aside to the global warming centric post, "Snow Hurricane To Hit Northeast."

If it is warmer than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is colder than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is dryer than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If it is wetter than normal, it is due to Global Warming.
If weather is weather, it is due to Global Warming.
What's not to understand?
Sounds like "settled science" to me.

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Reader Comments (10)

CWC: Thank you for the recognition.
I always look forward to the witty comments from Turd, Dawg, HB, et. al.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBruce

Very well done guys. Both substantial and worthy comments. It's an honor to comment in your presence.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonte Hall

Nice "intestinal Play by Play" Turd. You tha MAN.

Bruce, you could have been Algor's speech writer. I always enjoy your comments.

Fl Pundit, it must be tough choosing winners for this award!

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHorsebutt

It is HB. Every week there are a number of excellent comments and it's hard to boil them down. Between you, Dawg, Herb, Blondie, Monte, Turd, Mitch, Taxbagger, Dano, Sam, Dick, JoPa and twenty or so others who chime in from time to time, it can be pretty tough.

Always fun though!

February 26, 2010 | Registered CommenterChuck (FL Pundit)

Turd's comment is definitely one for the ages. Absolutely filthy, but freaking hilarious. Glad to see Bruce to a nod. Always enjoy your stuff Bruce.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTaxBagger

Turd, there are moments in our lives when everything comes together in perfect synergy. You comment is a reflection of that reality. Perfection.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonkey Whacker

It is true Whacker. When the moment strikes, the keystrokes almost work themselves. It was divine inspiration.

I'm humbled by the recognition.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTurd Ferguson

TF , The cream always rises to the top my friend and in your case, well deserved....
Congrats Bruce, you hang in there as tight as Dick's hatband on a windy day..

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGeorgiaDawg

Well done guys!

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoPa

Turd, I'm guessing you didn't get your name because you're ignorant of how the bowels function. I had to wipe away tears after reading that comment. U da man.

Bruce, way to bring the poetic prose. Well done!

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHerb Tarlek

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