Turd Ferguson Comment Of The Week - February 11th, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 4:30PM 
The Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week will go to the most biting, yet humorous comment of the week. This is not an award for top analysis; this is about a remark that gets a laugh at the expense of the liberal elite.
With that said, here is the winner and runner up for the past week:
WINNER: Herb Tarlek
Herb won for the second week in a row with this pithy comment about the photo (below) of liberal California Democrat women posted within the article "Burt Said It Best!"
"This picture could cure sexual predators."
RUNNER-UP: Dick Tracy
Dick offered this insightful comment about the post "Literacy Testing For Voters? Giddy Up!"
The "Knock and Drag" plan worked for the Dems in 2008. Knock on the door and drag them to the poles. That does't take a lot of IQ. If they can remember which one they are supposed to vote for.
Reader Comments (14)
Nice work Herb. Humorous, yet of so accurate.
Where are you going to put all of this hardware Herb? Well done.
The old lady is going to knock me upside the head with a frying pan and kick me out of the house if she hears one more time I'm the reigning TFCOW. I told her to go ahead, she can bust my head open and I'll still be TFCOW but just with stitches and sleeping in the yard - no big deal for old Herb. The hardware is going in the yard to keep me company along with the other lawn ornaments. I got my wireless internet access out here so I'm good.
I'm temporarily removing myself from consideration for this coveted award. Not that I could win again, cause its a monumental achievement. But I wouldn't ever want anyone to consider it to be the "Herb Tarlek" award. Like the Cy Young Award, the Lombardi Trophy, or the Heisman..... it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't the Turd Ferguson Comment of the Week.
Well done Herb. Another beaut!
Nice going Dick Tracy, I thought that one was a winner when I read it. Congratulations!
Way to go Herb. I hope you will reconsider taking yourself out of the competition. Guys like you who have a gift need to set records and give future generations of FLP posters something to shoot for.
And don't worry about the wife hitting you with a frying pan. Heck, you're just like the rest of us, she's gonna' hit you anyway.
You be the man Herb,,,,,We all need humor in our lives and a good laugh is like a ray of
sunshine after a bad storm...We are all God's little children and I know God loves a good
Laugh,after all we do have Barack Obama and Crisssy Mathews...Nice going Dick !!!!
You folk's are the best and keep on keeping on....
Great Job! I thought both of you were wonderful! WTG!
Well done guys! I hope to be able to join your ranks at some point, but I not sure I have the gift of wit. I sure love reading it though!
You guys just keep raising the bar! Both great lines. That being said, I probably came across another five or six comments in the past week that could have been worthy. Love reading this stuff and hanging with you guys.
Congrats Herb, that was a great line. Good Stuff!
Really??? Are you serious???
Terry, it's called humor! It's a happy person thing, you wouldn't understand.
Hey Terry, I figured it out on your first day, but you're just a liberal here to make trouble. You have no sense of humor and you rarely make much sense. Typical for your kind.
Really??? Are you serious???
February 12, 2010 | Terry
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Yes, as serious as a heart attack...Terry, you remind me of a blind date, never know what you may
wind up with the next morning are the weeks following...Humor is a medication for the brain and you
don,t or can't relize you are in dare need of both...We live in a country where we still have freedom
of speech and yes, I will defend you to the end to have this right...So rave on my friend!!!