Al Gore Attempts To Blame Others For Global Warming Debacle
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 3:48PM (FLP Satire) - Following is the text of an announcement that huckster Al Gore is scheduled to make this evening regarding Climate Change. It is believed this announcement is tied directly to the record cold snap that much of the world is currently experiencing:
Citizens of the World,
When the global warming theory was initially devised, it was authored by a dyslexic, deaf-mute genius who also suffered from chronic vertigo. The guy basically read everything backwards, made odd noises and fell down a lot - he was a real mess.
We learned today that when he first presented his renown hockey stick theory back in 1988, he had mistakenly put the graph in the overhead projector upside down. However, since he couldn't talk, read or stand up, he was unaware of his error. We only found out because someone realized his name was written backwards and upside down on the bottom of the transparency.
Based on this new information, I'm here to announce that the world is moving into a deep cooling period that is being caused by carbon dioxide. If it is not stopped in the next six weeks, we are all doomed!
Reader Comments (6)
That's excellent and probably not far from reality. The numbers are going down, not up - and they know it.
I can the huckster saying it now. Too funny.
Stick it moron. You'll believe in global warming when it is too late. You're not well liked in liberal circles by the way.
All I can say is thank God for global warning.....otherwise instead of being -4 degrees here in Wisconsin it would be -14.
Why is it that every liberal that comes on this site has to be rude and offensive? Oh that is right when you can't back up your beliefs with facts name calling is all you have.
BTW Stephen tell Crunk I said hi and am shocked she is single.
even if that actually is true, its still hilarious either way. a blind deaf mute guy putting in slides upside down...LMAO.