Possible Twitter Conversation Between Obama & Associate
Friday, January 22, 2010 at 11:32AM (Satire) - I can't verify this, but following is what may be a Twitter session between Barrack Obama and a Chicago associate immediately after Republican Scott Brown won the Massachusetts Senate seat.
@donkeylover How are you feeling?
@amabo I thought it would have taken a bit longer than this. They've already figured out that I know less about what I'm doing than a crack addict running a nuclear power plant.
@donkeylover Don't worry about it. It will be OK.
@amabo I try to give these idiots the hope & change I promised and the next thing I know the morons are wearing tea bags on their ears and screaming like banshees.
@donkeylover It will all settle down. They'll come around!
@amabo It's all very depressing.
@donkeylover Seriously, they'll come around. Everyone loves you.
@amabo It didn't work this way when I was organizing the community for ACORN.
@donkeylover No, it was much easier back then.
@amabo Those people were grateful. You gave a guy a pack of smokes and a bottle of Old English 800 and they'd eat asphalt if you told them to, much less vote straight Democrat.
@donkeylover You could organize the heck out of those people. Drunkest polling stations I've ever seen!
@amabo You got that right. We knew how to PAR - TAE!
@donkeylover Keep your head up. You'll work it out.
@amabo I hope you're right. By the way, can you send me a truck load of corn on the cob and 10 million cases of Miller Lite? I'm gonna try our Chicago tactics on these Tea Party rednecks.
@donkeylover Now you're talking. Think it'll work?
@amabo What do I have to lose? At this rate, I'm gonna make Bush 43 look like George Washington. Maybe they'll forget how bad I am if they're all hammered! ha, ha, ha!
@donkeylover You know they did in Chicago!
@amabo That's right! I'm out!
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Reader Comments (6)
Funny bit. Love the 10 million cases of Miller Lite for the rednecks! I'll take two!
For all the money he wants to take out of my pocket, he throw me a lifetime supply of the Miller Lite - say like 400 cases.
Love it. Corn on the cob!
Great piece... Forward...
Shakedown Olbie and Mammy Yokum Michelle will lay down some of that smooth jive on these under the table peons..Olbie will do a few of the slight of hands magical tricks, a little crooning and "wham, GOTCHA BABY." Your eating out off the bamster's hand..Slip one of them Evil Eye Fleegle quadruple whammies that will melt a battleship and they are mine...."PAR-TAE' TIME."
Kim Jung we still have 3 more years of this president I really don't think 400 cases will be enough.