SEIU Executive Reportedly Busted In Wiretapping Investigation

Johnson at his vacation home in Louisiana.(Satire) - Alledged SEIU executive Billy Joe Bobby Johnson (right) was apprehended by FBI agents at his vacation home in Louisiana earlier this week. Authorities, who had been wiretapping his phone, discovered that he had been placing illegal wagers on his seven-year old daughters beauty pageants.

Johnson had been scheduled to attend the Obama Jobs Summit yesterday and present the Cash for Caulkers platform to the star-studded list of attendees.

When asked by reporters if the allegations against him were true, Johnson responded by saying, "it ain't betting if she always wins."

Comments

[Mike]

Dude, I almost peed my pants. That is great.

[Brett T]

That is freaking hilarious! I love it.

[BillS]

Did he get arrested on the growler? That would suck.

[Chuck (FL Pundit)]

No word BillS if he was pulled off the his porch throne, but either way, I'm sure it was quite a site based on the looks of him.

[Tony]

Classic post! I have sent that to all my Democrat (Socialist) buddies.

[Chris]

Is this guy connected to ACORN?

[Samantha]

You right wing conservatives are all the same. The SEIU does many good things all over the world.

[BillS]

Yeah, like getting arrested on the crapper!

[CWC]

I can't argue with you Samantha... if you're coming from a Communist perspective.

[Steve S]

Priceless!

[Reallity Check]

Well you have to admit, he does appear to be a working class individual.

Not many union executives belong to the the Trailer Trash Class.

But, even in Mississippi I do not recall seeing many crappers on the porch.

[Reallity Check]

For her sake, I hope she is a step daughter.

Maybe he has a better looking side, but I do NOT want to see it.

[Reallity Check]

I figured it out.

There use to be an out house around the porch, but Katrina blew it away.

That's right. Bush did it.

[Barry S]

It's a bum rap - the bare-faced cheek of it . . .