OBOZOS - Coming to a neighborhood near you
Thursday, December 3, 2009 at 9:44AM There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. The pills, known as OBOZOS, are made in the image of the 44th president of the United States.
OBOZOS are said to create a sense of elation, diminish feelings of fear and anxiety and generally enable people to better stomach the Obama administration.
Police are concerned that addicts could combine OBOZOS with the powerful street drug PELOSO to create a hypnotic stupidity that would render users worthless - similar to House Democrats.
A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop. The drugs look like a "vitamin for kids," police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.
The 22-year-old driver is expected to face felony drug possession counts.
No word on his political affiliation (ha, ha).
Reader Comments (5)
Did they say where I could pick up some these OBOZO pills? I think we're in for a long haul - I'll take all I can get!
I imagine a combination of the OBOZO drug with POLOSO could create a nuclear type reaction that would decimate the entire globe. That is a scary thought.
What if you mixed the DNA from Bozo the Clown with the illegal substance OBOZO. Wouldn't that give you... OBAMA?
That is an interesting question Adam. I must say, your theory makes more sense than the idea of man-made global warming.
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