Grayson Challenger Monkey Joe In Controversy
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 3:46PM 
Baboo the Monkey(Satire) - Even though we are more than ten months away from the 2010 House elections, things are said to be heating up between the Alan Grayson and Monkey Joe camps. An unidentified Grayson supporter has reportedly accused Monkey Joe of fathering a monkey "love child" named Baboo.
Monkey Joe was unavailable for comment because he doesn't speak, but he made weird monkey faces and sounds when shown pictures of young Baboo (above right).
Monkey Joe at campaign stopMany political observers expect this to be the most interesting race of 2010 with a real life monkey trying to take Grayson's House seat. Local experts say Monkey Joe is a significant favorite to win the race even though he doesn't talk, poops in his hand and belches uncontrollably after eating his favorite food, Spam.
"A parked car would beat Grayson in 2010. This guy is more despised than Shaq when he left the Magic back in the 90's," said some guy of Orlando. "I can't wait for the debates!"
Stay tuned to this one folks. It is really going to heat up in the coming weeks and months.
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Reader Comments (7)
I could tell from the looks of him that Monkey Joe had a little Mississippi Leg Hound in him. Hope he can keep it in check long enough to beat Grayson.
There are bigger things ahead for Monkey Joe. This is just a diversion on his run to the White House. If he can beat Grayson, he will own Obama.
We can't catch a break! We finally get a candidate conservatives can believe in and he's out sharing with all the ladies. Very troubling.
God bless Monkey Joe. I hope they don't try to make him another Tiger.
Go Monkey Joe! His social skills have got to be better than Grayson's.
Iin the most shocking revelation in recent politcal history, the Grason campain today released what they claim is definitive proof that Monkey Joe is not actualy a Monkey, or even a natural born American, but is in fact a Sumatran orangutang, as allways, our Hero declined to comment, but a Monkey Joe spokesperson was quoted as saying that this is just another example of how low the Grayson camp will go in it's effort to slander a true man of the People like Joe......
I believe I saw Joe hanging around my daughters high school.