You Might Be Taliban If...

Got this in an email today from a friend.

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 rifle & $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider TV dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You're amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other exploding bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States.

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[Naxzir]

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