Global Warming Hypnosis Device Revealed

The big, blue swirly light used to convince dolts, idiots and morons that Global Warming is an actual phenomenon became inexplicably visible near Copenhagen for a short time yesterday.

In a possibly related story, witnesses on scene reported seeing a man who looked like Al Gore beating a remote control type device on a wall and screaming profanities.

Comments

[Paul]

Should always check the batteries on those pesky things!

[Mitch]

Question: Could you reverse the effect and turn the dolts into intelligent beings? That would be helpful.

[Donkey Puncher]

Mitch, it's unlikely that could be done. The psychosis is so deep, many of these people are shot for life.

[Carl Mar]

Man, that's crazy. That dumbass Gore probably put the batteries in backwards.

[BobforJobs]

You think that thing would work on a complaining wife?

[Chuck (FL Pundit)]

I heard if if spun backwards it would make liberals disappear. Any ideas about how we can get our hands on it.

[Turd Ferguson]

My guess is he wore them out in another device :).